'Allo 'Allo!

Mon, Dec 14 · 30 minutes

René and the café staff prepare to welcome the invading British troops.

Mon, Dec 7 · 30 minutes

The plans of the Germans conflict with those surrounding Nouvion's Fishmonger's Parade.

Mon, Nov 30 · 30 minutes

Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen plan to impersonate Yvette and Mimi to search the cafe.

Mon, Nov 23 · 30 minutes

René is supposed dead and a parade is held in his honour.

Mon, Nov 16 · 30 minutes

Having been captured by the communists, René tries to find a way to escape.

Mon, Nov 9 · 30 minutes

The Colonel and Gruber return from Spain. Meanwhile, Edith is faced with a grave situation.

Sun, Mar 1 · 30 minutes

Edith tries to avoid the firing squad by convincing the general that she is not Hitler.

Sun, Feb 23 · 30 minutes

Michelle's new plan involves an eel, a dogfish, ten million francs and the Fallen Madonna.

Sun, Feb 16 · 30 minutes

Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen almost meet their maker in front of a firing squad.

Sun, Feb 2 · 30 minutes

René has organised a secret wedding with Yvette.

Sun, Jan 26 · 30 minutes

It is René's birthday and he gets a series of surprises, not all of which are pleasant.

Sun, Jan 19 · 30 minutes

Still searching for the Fallen Madonna, Herr Flick gives Helga a truth drug.

Sun, Jan 12 · 30 minutes

René and company disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some radio broadcasts.

Sat, Mar 16 · 30 minutes

Michelle plans to release the British airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair, but at the last minute the Gypsies cancel.

Sat, Mar 9 · 30 minutes

The British airmen are stuck down the drain in the village square, and René plans to get them out using an old ice cream van.

Sat, Mar 2 · 30 minutes

Von Klinkerhoffen thinks a marriage between a French woman and a man from the occupying forces would be good propaganda. He orders Edith to marry Bertorelli.

Sat, Feb 23 · 30 minutes

A rescue operation is mounted when the British airmen find themselves trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau.

Sat, Feb 16 · 30 minutes

Michelle enlists René to try to retrieve the Fallen Madonna locked in Herr Flick's safe.

Sat, Feb 2 · 30 minutes

The German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.

Sat, Feb 2 · 30 minutes

René and Edith, transported to England in the place of the British airmen, get medals from Churchill and meet an old friend from the past.

Sat, Jan 26 · 30 minutes

René is to be given a collaboration medal for his help with the removal of Von Flockenstuffen. Unfortunately, this causes the Communist Resistance to place a price on his head. He decides once again to elope with Yvette. Michelle orders René to take the British airmen to the monastery to be picked up by a lightweight plane. Flick also learns of this news, and he and Von Smallhausen have themselves initiated into the brotherhood to gather information and capture the airmen. Unfortunately, René ends up grabbing Edith's hand instead of Yvette's, as the two are rushed aboard the plane bound for England.

Sat, Jan 12 · 30 minutes

The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.

Sat, Jan 5 · 30 minutes

Newly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.

Sat, Oct 21 · 30 minutes

Michelle comes up with an audacious escape plan for the British airmen involving a barrage balloon and 24 cylinders of helium disguised as prize-winning marrows.

Sat, Oct 14 · 30 minutes

Fanny and Leclerc's wedding is timed to coincide with the execution of Michelle's most audacious escape plan yet.

Sat, Oct 7 · 30 minutes

Café René is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the solid gold cuckoo clock weight, Van Klomp's portrait of the Fallen Madonna and five anonymous characters wearing paper bags over their heads who answer to the names of Colonel X, Lieutenant X, Captain X, Private X and X.

Sat, Sep 30 · 30 minutes

Michelle of the Resistance plans to infiltrate German headquarters to rescue the British airmen using hijacked German uniforms. But who will fit them? Officer Crabtree thinks René's chances are 'farty to one'.

Sat, Sep 23 · 30 minutes

When the British airmen are arrested paddling a tin bath down the estuary, René and his staff are instructed to rescue them from the chateau in coffins. All goes to plan, until Monsieur Alfonse challenges Monsieur Leclerc to a duel.

Sat, Sep 16 · 30 minutes

Private Helga Geerhart plans to marry Herr Flick in order to report his every move to General Von Klinkerhoffe

Sat, Sep 9 · 30 minutes

The Gestapo and the Italians plan to infiltrate the Resistance. Little do they know that René and friends are waiting for them.

Sat, Sep 2 · 30 minutes

The latest escape plan for the British airmen involves them wading along the canal underneath a tin bath. Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen pose as escaped British airmen, hoping to be picked up by the Resistance. The Resistance have built a communication post in René's 'grave', in an effort to get around German jamming of their radio signals. René, Edith and Monsieur Alphonse try it out. René gets caught on the aerial and is hoisted above his 'grave'. Lieutenant Gruber sees him and thinks it's the ghost of René's 'twin brother'.

Sat, Feb 25 · 30 minutes

René is still harbouring the German Enigma machine as well as the four bars of gold he has stolen, two British airmen and the painting of the Cracked Vase with the Big Daisies by Van Gogh. So the café is now full and getting more crowded by the minute.

Sat, Feb 18 · 30 minutes

René is still hiding the four bars of gold he has stolen and decides it is time he left his dangerous life in Nouvion.

Sat, Feb 11 · 30 minutes

René asks Edith to marry him after hearing Monsieur Alphonse's intentions of asking for her hand in marriage. Meanwhile, General Von Klinkerhoffen suspects Colonel Von Strohm of stealing his gold, while Herr Flick suspects René.

Sat, Feb 4 · 30 minutes

Chaos engulfs René as he attempts to hide the stolen gold. Meanwhile, the Resistance plan to steal the Enigma encoder.

Sat, Jan 28 · 30 minutes

René attempts to sneak off to Switzerland with Yvette and four gold bars, but discovers the Resistance are intending to blow up their train.

Sat, Jan 21 · 30 minutes

René tries to sneak off to Switzerland with Yvette on the night train.

Sat, Apr 28 · 30 minutes

A one-off special. René is writing his memoirs and needs help to fill in the "big gaps". Features some of the original cast reprising their roles; inter-worked with a documentary about the show's history.

Sun, Aug 14 · 30 minutes

René and Edith are in the Alps celebrating Edith's birthday. As they drink champagne and eat cake they start to reminisce about the WWII days, and we are shown several clips with highlights from the entire series. Some of the clips include: Michelle's many "I shall say this only once" plans, René's shooting, the flying nun, Crabtree's bad french, Gruber's advances towards René, René's affairs with the girls, Fanny and Leclerc in the foldup-bed, Leclerc's disguises etc.

Tue, Dec 24 · 44 minutes

Two years have passed. The airmen have finally escaped to England and Captain Bertorelli and his Italian troops have gone home. René thinks life is now relatively peaceful. Then Yvette announces that she's pregnant. Colonel Von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber get Helga to steal the painting of the Fallen Madonna from Herr Flick. She cuts off one of the boobies and keeps it, to make sure that she'll get her 'cut' when the painting is sold.