Fallout

Tue, Feb 3 · 57 minutes

Winning might be overrated...

Tue, Jan 27 · 51 minutes

You always end up back where you started.

Wed, Jan 21 · 52 minutes

I remember good people.

Wed, Jan 14 · 57 minutes

Big Whoop.

Wed, Jan 7 · 49 minutes

Rock to spear and so on...

Wed, Dec 31 · 55 minutes

Most kids are dead by this age.

Wed, Dec 24 · 59 minutes

You can't put a price on family…

Tue, Dec 16 · 63 minutes

Every dollar spent is a vote cast.

Wed, Apr 10 · 63 minutes

War...

Wed, Apr 10 · 62 minutes

Every generation has their own dumbass ideas...

Wed, Apr 10 · 61 minutes

What happens when the ranchers have more power than the Sheriff?

Wed, Apr 10 · 46 minutes

Everyone wants to save the world...

Wed, Apr 10 · 49 minutes

Death to Management.

Wed, Apr 10 · 57 minutes

The Wasteland's got its own Golden Rule...

Wed, Apr 10 · 66 minutes

I know life can't have been easy up here...

Wed, Apr 10 · 75 minutes

Okey dokey...

Tue, Feb 3 · 2 minutes

Total collapse is imminent, the only rational outcome is to bet on the sure winner. At Robert House's apocalypse-proof Lucky 38, everyone gets lucky, because the House always wins. Follow the bright light to a beacon of hope, the jewel of the desert, and take immediate cover if air raid siren is heard.

Tue, Feb 3 · 3 minutes

Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!

Tue, Jan 27 · 3 minutes

Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!

Tue, Jan 27 · 2 minutes

Global conflict is certain, and correct outcomes are guaranteed only by purchasing RobCo hardware on schedule. Help Robert House execute his plan using his products as instructed. Keep all profiles linked. Improper use voids warranties and could lead to irretrievable destruction of humanity. Make payment now.

Wed, Jan 21 · 3 minutes

Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!

Wed, Jan 21 · 2 minutes

RobCo knows things change fast. Come what may, Protectrons will be there, standing behind you, watching you, never sleeping. Take comfort! Protectrons have enough personality to replace 99% of humanity. All they need is a purchaser. Stop worrying.

Wed, Jan 14 · 3 minutes

Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!

Wed, Jan 14 · 2 minutes

Robert House reality models prove availability of sizzling hot deals during global crises. Now is the optimal time to order the new Mister Handy with 4x gyroscopic handpower before international trade breaks down completely. It pays for itself assuming you operate a factory.

Wed, Jan 7 · 2 minutes

International relations are crumbling but your wearables are up-to-date. Enjoy unrivaled "network effects" and automatic behavioral upgrades thanks to machine intellect and gestural feedback learning with all privacy options declined and maximum intra-RobCo community data broadcasting.

Wed, Jan 7 · 2 minutes

Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!

Wed, Dec 31 · 3 minutes

Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!

Wed, Dec 31 · 2 minutes

Global catastrophe is likely. Congratulations: RobCo has acquired your service provider and/or operator. Prosperity is guaranteed via Robert House's precise reality modeling, guaranteeing optimized outcomes for all "family" subsidiaries and contractors. remain still and welcome to your new family.

Wed, Dec 24 · 3 minutes

Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!

Tue, Dec 16 · 3 minutes

Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!

Tue, Dec 16 · 3 minutes

Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!

Tue, Jul 8 · 3 minutes

Blu-ray special feature on the sound design of season one.

Tue, Jun 18 · 3 minutes

Todd Howard and Bethesda Game Studios waited over 25 years to find someone with the ‘Profile’ to bring their iconic universe to life.

Fri, May 31 · 2 minutes

You are a rising talent full of harvestable optimism and crippling debt with no time to climb the rungs of vocational training and earned experience. Speed skate up the slopes of success with our new experimental Bud's Buds Young Graduating Scholars Rotational Internship Program [pending legal review]. Metadata terms: Glory, hustle, major, desperate, flashy, pliant, craven, greedy, winning!

Fri, May 31 · 3 minutes

Admire the view without family or friends to distract from your key responsibilities of embodying stability and lording remotely. No mountains left to scale yet you're ravenous as the day you began your senseless climb up the ladder. Your face is smeared with viscera of your enemies and your hands are sticky with the sugary saps of profit so your staff now handle all paperwork. You are one of one.

Thu, May 16 · 3 minutes

You're outperforming everyone, and it shows: all your peers have been laid off! Now you're rubbing shoulders with the big dogs and walking them when requested. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed, and you will be monitored as such. Do not allow computers to detect any break in embodying Vault-Tec's preferred values of loyalty, compliance and attendance for a future brighter than a mushroom cloud!

Sat, May 4 · 3 minutes

Ready for a reward? Marvel at the mineral diversity of Coswald, Vault-Tec corporate convention site and Q2 mandatory travel vacation! Miles of deceptively uninteresting-seeming flat land masks $40–60B** of extraction value** according to a Vault-Tec endorsed dysprosium certification body counteracting corruption through “transparency!” Luckily none of this affects the hotels which are still great.

Thu, Apr 18 · 3 minutes

You've earned your place in the Vault-Tec Family. Now storm the gates of your own home and duke it out with elite challenges 24/7 in an office so grand you'll never want to leave. Peak performance is a family value, and mouthwatering perks await as you meet or exceed Vault-Tec Family targets.

Wed, Apr 10 · 3 minutes

Only elite sellers may view this exciting codex for a career explosion! Discover stratospheric profits by coddling the customer as a Vault-Tec seller who "nos" that nobody gets rich on "nos." Excite and delight every customer who is right (all of them) and earn a chance to outperform your peers, leaving them behind forever as you receive wealth imminently.

Wed, Apr 10 · 3 minutes

Do you have what it takes to make a fortune by leasing an underground paradise? This exclusive insider's guide contains tips and tricks that will have you hitting the jackpot lickety-split. Watch all these Vault-Tec licensed videos and delve into the core of vocational advancement.