Married... with Children

Mon, Jun 9 · 22 minutes

Al and Griff start a barter to get a massage chair. Meanwhile, Kelly gives massages to Bud.

Mon, May 5 · 22 minutes

With hours before Kelly's wedding, Al learns that Kelly's new beau is lusting for other women and since Kelly is his daughter, he takes offense to that.

Mon, May 5 · 22 minutes

Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.

Mon, Apr 28 · 22 minutes

Al makes a pact with the devil and gets to play for the Chicago Bears.

Thu, Apr 10 · 22 minutes

Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.

Mon, Mar 31 · 22 minutes

Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.

Mon, Mar 17 · 22 minutes

Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.

Mon, Mar 10 · 22 minutes

A disguised Peggy starts dancing at the nudie bar, and Al loves her character, not knowing that it is Peggy.

Mon, Mar 3 · 22 minutes

Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.

Mon, Feb 24 · 22 minutes

Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.

Mon, Feb 24 · 22 minutes

Al and Peggy split up after seeing a marriage counselor. Kelly must learn to box to get a part in a movie.

Mon, Jan 27 · 22 minutes

Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.

Mon, Jan 20 · 22 minutes

Bud asks Al to repair the basement after Al starts charging him rent. When Al refuses, Bud calls a health inspector who makes Al live in the basement after it is deemed uninhabitable.

Mon, Jan 13 · 22 minutes

After Al tells Bud to lower his standards in women, Bud starts dating Al's boss Gary.

Mon, Jan 6 · 22 minutes

When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.

Sun, Dec 29 · 22 minutes

Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.

Sun, Dec 22 · 22 minutes

Al and Griff are fired during the holidays and have to take small jobs in the mall. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud swipe biblical figures from the D'Arcys' nativity scene and Peggy enters the neighborhood Christmas decoration contest.

Sun, Dec 1 · 22 minutes

Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.

Sun, Nov 24 · 22 minutes

Al goes to look for his aunt's pie, but finds she is dead.

Sun, Nov 17 · 22 minutes

Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.

Sun, Nov 10 · 22 minutes

Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.

Sat, Oct 12 · 22 minutes

Kelly must sign a morals clause when she gets a commercial part playing a nun. Meanwhile, Al gets to be on Cops as Officer Dan's partner.

Sat, Oct 5 · 22 minutes

Al and Griff blackmail Gary, because of a bad promotion contest, when they find the shoes from the shoe store are made by children in sweatshops. Meanwhile, Peggy wins a microwave and Kelly and her try to hide it from Al.

Sat, Sep 28 · 22 minutes

The neighbors take refuge from a twister.

Sun, May 19 · 22 minutes

An old friend of Peggy's comes to seduce Al and he plays along since he thinks it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes.

Sun, May 19 · 22 minutes

Al helps Griff win a trip to Atlanta for the Olympic games by helping him answer questions on a radio sports quiz.

Sun, May 5 · 22 minutes

Al and Marcy are angry when they find Kelly and Jefferson must kiss for a coffee commercial.

Sun, Apr 28 · 22 minutes

Sex gets in the way of Bud studying for his finals, and he risks being expelled when he is caught in the school library.

Sun, Apr 14 · 22 minutes

In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.

Sun, Mar 24 · 22 minutes

Al's construction of a dog house for Lucky is constantly abrupted when a building instructor hired by Marcy complains about every little detail.

Sun, Mar 17 · 22 minutes

Marcy tries to convince Al to sell his Dodge to Marcy's boss, a big collector of classic cars.

Sun, Feb 25 · 22 minutes

When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $100,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud, and friends finally arrive at Fort Lauderdale, she tries to ruin Al's scheme.

Sun, Feb 18 · 22 minutes

During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.

Sun, Feb 11 · 22 minutes

On their anniversary, Jefferson plans to surprise Marcy with a tattoo, but the tattoo artist accidently writes ""I LOVE MARY"".

Sun, Feb 4 · 22 minutes

Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.

Sun, Jan 14 · 22 minutes

Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video. Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can't figure out the satellite dish, but they are really hiding from their wives on the roof.

Sun, Jan 7 · 22 minutes

Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.

Tue, Jun 18 · 21 minutes

Al and Peg learn they have been video taped getting intimate at a sleazy motel. The same thing has also happened to Steve and Marcy. They decide to take the matter to court.

Sun, Apr 22 · 22 minutes

Fox's 25th Anniversary Special.

Sun, Feb 16 · 43 minutes

Married... with Children had been off the air for six years but now, original cast members Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate, David Faustino and Ted McGinley reunite in the set of the Bundy's home and share memories from working on the show.